Dear Santa

by Teklu H., Age 12 , Grade 6, St.Francis of Assisi, Louisville, KY USA
Teacher: Sarah Rienhart

Yo boy it's your man Batman.  You need to go on a diet, so I left some kale and protein powder for you.  I haven’t killed anyone in a year except for the one last week, but he was looking at me the wrong way.  Superman has gone mad so I might need a lot of kryptonite.  Robin died so I need a new sidekick and I need a new butler because Alfred became Chicken Alfredo, and I ate him.  Don't blame me I was hungry.  I get cooler every day, so I need a vibrating chair and cable TV.  I’m Batman

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