by Annemarie M., Age 11 , Grade 6
Taz- Ok we ready
Jessie- Ya, 1,2,3
Together- Hello we are...
Jessie- And Jessie, we are here to teach you...
Taz- How to be a great dog!
Jessie- We’ll what if humans are reading this?
Taz- Humans stink, dogs rule!
Jessie- True but we need views
Taz- Views? I thought this was a book
Jessie- Then why are we talking
Taz- Who cares let’s just make a script! So it’s on paper so technically a book
Jessie- And it could be used in a DogTube video!
Taz- So, anyways, dogs love ...
Jessie- When you take care of them, duh!
Taz- I was gonna say food but I guess that was my opinion
Jessie- Ya, because you’re FAT
Taz- Am not!
Jessie- Yes you are. Your chubby
Taz- Ok a little bit
Jessie- Ya, a lot
Taz- Ok back to the ‘script’
Jessie- Ok, humans love when dogs lick
Taz- Oh by the way if you haven’t noticed we are brother and sister and we are dogs.Jessie, no they don’t
Jessie- We’ll babies don’t
Taz- Neither do adults
Jessie- Well, I lick them anyways!
Taz- We need to stop arguing
Jessie- I’m NOT arguing you are.
Taz- I hate you!
Jessie- I thought you hated humans?!
Taz- I just said they stink
Jessie- Same thing!
Taz- Shut up!
Jessie- You already told me to do that
Taz- Even if I did you obviously haven’t, by the way I haven’t said that twice
Jessie- Wow, I really walked into that
Taz- Ya you really did
Jessie- I didn’t ask you, dummie
Taz- Then your talking to your self
Jessie- No I’m not
Taz- Then you were talking to me
Jessie- SHUT UP
Taz- I just realized what if kids are reading this, can they read these words
Jessie- They won’t be able to read these words if I start describing you!
Taz- What ever, you gave me an idea...
Jessie- Come on what!?
Taz- We can decribe each other for the dogs reading /watching
Jessie- Just watching. And I will go first
Jessie-Eh em, it is my time not yours. Ok, Taz Jeremiah Puppy-Dog he is a fat, mean, just kidding let me start over. Ok, brown,little but chubby, cute (just because he is a puppy), nice (sometimes), he definitely has an attitude and...um...
Taz- ok thats enough about me, now you, oh Jessica Lindsay Puppy-Dog she is brown with one white spot, she is skinny, bossy...
Jessie- Am not
Taz- I wasn’t talking to you
Jessie- Then your talking to yourself
Taz- I was talking to the audience
Jessie- Who cares about them?
Taz- I’m sorry readers, Jessie is being BOSSY again
Jessie- Am not
Taz- How many times have we gone through this ‘am not’ thing!?
Taz- We’ll thank you
Jessie- I just realized...
Jessie- What if the reader/viewer left because of your arguing?!
Taz- My arguing, it is your arguing!
Jessie- Where did you get that information!!??
Taz- From you, dummy
Jessie- Your the dummy
Taz- Wait... now I see your point about the reader/viewer would leave
Jessie- Should we just end this
Jessie- Okay, one last fact... dogs like it when you don’t leave them behind
Taz- Ya reader/viewer
Jessie- Well. Umm. Goodbye I will see you In our next video
Taz- Or reader
Taz- Ok we ready
Jessie- Ya 1,2,3
Together- Goodbye, we are
Jessie- And Jessie, and we are here to teach you
Taz- To love you sibling
Jessie- And if you are the only child, your lucky
Jessie- But I’m lucky to have you
Taz- Phhhh cheesy
Jessie- Love ya bro
Taz- You too.
Jessie- If your even still here
Taz- Now we have say goodbye again
Together- Bye...again. Hahaha