by Madi S., Age 13 , Grade 7, Easton Middle School, Easton , MD USA
Teacher: Mrs. Stinson
“Ode to Waddles the Pig”
Fat chubby cheeks that I just want to squeeze till they pop,
Big fat tummy that rolls across the floor and sounds like thunder.
His tummy so big it looks like a trash bag packed tight
With junk that’s about to explode!
Oh waddles the short fat muddy pig that looks like a trash bag.
Waddles the short fat pig
That always likes to dig and act like a pig,
Likes to just lay around and act like a lazy muddy pig,
Always having fun in the mud and making a muddy mess!
If he got any bigger his belly would drag
And he could get stuck in the sticky mud.
Waddles so short, and so fat you can’t even see his legs for all the fat!
Oh waddles the short fat muddy pig!